pipe wall pedantic
yes I too heart the gates now shut up ok thanks

hey, I need to get some grants to do some shit. anyone know how to do this? I wrote a book called "transmodal network-enabled bullshit systems" and I want someone to put a large suitcase full of 100-euro bills on my desk so I can get the thing out the motherfucking door. alls I have now is a prototype copy and the ability to flap my yap off about it at the drop of a hat. so yeah help me out, yeah!

also what's with you The Gates haters?!?!? I understand that if you live in new york, you are probably puke-up sick of hearing about it, no matter how fucking awesome you may think The Gates to be on an aesthetic/conceptual/whatever level. you may also be amused by the casual resemblence the gates show for other things. but PLEEEZE. no meaning please. not today. not for me at least. it's just nice to see the park anew, in the middle of february, when you wouldn't anyway. right? right!

the thing that amused me the most about it was that it seemed to be that the first rule of the gates was that you do not talk about the gates. I witnessed the following amusing exchange:
tourist woman: Excuse me... about how many, er, how many of the, of the, you know, how many-
gates attendant: GATES??!? how many GATES are there??? haha. 7503.


so yeah. there it is. back to school, today. more after all that. kapow!

-fish


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02/21/2005 16:33:52 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
SHOWDOWN IN GOATTOWN

yo. been a long time, no? anyway I’m done with that whole “school” thing till the 2nd of january. I probably won’t post anything new and different tho, cuz I’m going to go across america via amtrak. I arrive on the 29th in LA, after stopping in nyc, troy, and chicago. maybe DC, too, I dunno, cuz I haven’t bought the tickets yet. in fact after I post this shit I’m going to amtrak.com to figure all that out. yes.

but so anyway if you are in any of these places, or perchance will be, do let me know and we will rock. right? RIGHT! word to you.

-fish



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12/17/2004 19:04:48 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
stupid entertainment

georgiaokeefeeatyourheartout.jpg

it’s totally summertime, and the livin’ is E-Z. I saw ‘dodgeball’ yesterday, at the mall, and unironically enjoyed pretty much all of it. now I’m reading the english translation of ‘battle royale’, the japanese pulp classic that inspired the deliciously violent movie of the same name, and listening to the chemical brothers. you can’t stop me from doing these things even though they can all be proved to be retarded on some theoretical level. all of this is ok cuz I have fellini dvds and academic wanker music and books with titles like ‘postmodern urbanism’ that I can pull out and leave conspicuously around if anyone comes over, yeahyeah.

there is a line in my new digital cameras’ manual that states, “For example, if animals are your subject, turn off the beam while shooting in the dark to avoid startling them.” that’s great, cuz it could just as easily be from the manual for something like a plasma cannon.

and now, I will eat cookies with chocolate chips in them and search the internet for music that is even stupider. yaaaar.

-fish



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06/25/2004 00:34:29 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
australians, please help me

fo’serious. I need melbourne peeps to help me on this dumb little niggling thing that’s bugging me. I found this picture here on urbanplanet.org:

the fucking building

… click it for the original, which I ganked from the aforementioned link. can anyone tell me if that building sorta sticking up there in the red circle, far off, is by any chance a garage/post office/cluster of storefronts in collingwood, victoria? near, like, smith + johnson streets? the 86 tram?!??! please tell me. I shot the second half of the still images that eventually comprised this video in that building with friends of mine, in the summer of 2001, while drunk. so I’m quite curious.

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW!!! AUSTRALIANS, LET ME KNOW!!!!!

hearts

-fish



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06/16/2004 13:33:40 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
there was this one time when I broke off from my fellow daycampers and found a path in the woods, and it led to a huge felled tree, and I climbed it in the filtered sun in the forest, but then I saw this massive grub thing and got freaked out

ok so yeah. I live in troy. that’s been established. and troy sucks. it’s a terrible place to try and make into a home, for many reasons. but this is what I will concede: it’s also a fascinating place. I kind of love it, but in a strictly intellectual fashion. this intellectual, mathematical love that I have for troy sorta kinda mitigates the fact that when I walk its streets, I want to power-vomit and/or run for the hills. but it is love, nonetheless.

in point of fact, this place makes for a fascinating urbanism laboratory. seriously now. often, when people ask me to describe troy, I tell them “it’s like if you took the west village, shrunk it down a bit, dragged it up the hudson, and deserted it.” it’s got gorgeous brownstones and a functional grid system and arcane, incomprehensible parking laws. if you took a TriBeCa yuppie, wielded an anti-crackhead visor over his or her eyes, and dropped them in downtown troy, they’d feel just ducky.

and this, really, is at least the physical layer of what jacobs was going on about in “death and life”. now I know what you’re thinking. you’re like fish, shut up about jacobs. you read and very much enjoyed the fucking book. fo’real, we GET it. but no no yeah bear with me. we have people eyeballing the streets here and providing that de-facto surveillance layer. we have almost none of that modern-postmodern remixed ville radieuse fake project bullshit going on. the dudes at the bodega know me well, and while yes I will concede I would not necessarily hand them the keys to my apartment, I take what they say at face value, and would trust them to help someone out if they were lost or some such thing.

the truth, really (and this is the sort of criticism of jacobs I have casually noted) is that many of her happy-neighborhood west-village template scenarios were exaggerated and beyond idealistic. so I’m willing to bet that here in troy, new york, we have at least the unexaggerated components that could make up a happy jacobsian scenario.

the obvious reason we don’t really truly have that shit is evident in the book itself: nowhere does she claim her words to be law. she frequently qualifies (and sometimes overqualifies) her prosaic synopses with the fact that the illustrative examples in question are serious oversimplifications, and that far greater forces are at work behind the scenes… she is very quick to provide this context of complexity when discussing racially charged themes (which edward t. “motherfucking racist asshole” hall could take a serious lesson in).

but yeah. so that does little to answer the question: what is up with troy? it’s a fucked up place, and it’s easy to hate, but no one will deny that its fundamental structure whispers all sorts of potential, if you’re willing to listen. I have had several of my friends express the desire to take the place over and restore it to its former majesty… a task that seems tantalizingly possible. is this strange allure unique to troy? probably not. but does one feel such possibility from a strip of commerical highway, with its acres of parking lots and nihilistically unworkable zoning laws? not generally. nay, one of the few things about this place that keeps me from totally losing it is the thought that “hey, they would KILL for this apartment/view/ivy-shrouded building/carriage house/private garden in new york”.

maybe I’m a stuck-up new-york-city-loving asshole, perhaps yes, but the manner in which a good percentage of jane jacobs’ postulations dovetail with this particular city do pique my interest. since jacobs’ ideas were brewed up in new york, it follows that I would draw such paralells. erm. but so yeah in accordance with the fact that a picture is generally thought to be worth 1,000 words, I’ll snap some (hopefully) illustrative shots and post ‘em soon. I impulse-bought a shitty digital camera last monday, so I have the technology. word to that.

yes. erm. so I’ll think/write more on this crap. excuse the jotty nature of this post, I’m sort of “reading it as I write it” like that, so sorry, but c’est la guerre, no? more to come, more to come, yes yes yes.



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06/09/2004 04:16:22 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
strangely heart sick

today’s crop of mail was specially crafted by fate to make me cry. it included the following:

  • two more rejection letters, thus finalizing my gradskool admission/process pipeline
  • a sketchy looking package with the return address of [nyc design program I’m not attending]. like a battered padded-mailer thing all scotch-taped up with hand-typed labels. I half-expected infected alien body parts or blackmail pictures to tumble out, for some reason, but no. it was a copy of “New York NFT”, courtesy of this grad program, as a token of their esteem. this made me unbelievably sad as I will not be going to new york for gradskool, it looks like.
  • check for 150 bucks for freelance thing.
  • student loan bill for 250 bucks.
  • anachronistic bonus from dad: he mailed me actual physical pictures of my half-brother’s new baby.

… also in the non-physical electronic type mail, there was a report of how a bunch of people liked the arts website that I did, only to be followed by a reply from this one person here who was marginally involved in the sites’ production and design taking all the credit. I am not going to even bother explaning how mad that made me cuz it’s just not worth it and it would be a lot easier/therapeutic to set fire to the server room while screaming “BLAU, how you like me now?!?!?”

… so yeah. I’m feeling GREAT. plus I’m sick, like actually physically. it’s like my tonsils have acne or something similarly disgusting. plus the new haircut I got that I spoke of recently has been mistaken by multiple people for a mohawk from varying distances. not that there’s anything wrong with a good solid mohawk, mind you, but ergh.

I’ve been trying to think of, and subsequently do, new things to make myself feel unshitty and they are all NOT WORKING AT ALL. this includes watching movies like “the royal tenenbaums”, listening to music made by people with guitars, reading books, sleeping, etcetera. I keep thinking the only way to go at this point is to completely supernova my entire life and run off to somewhere else, like australia or brazil or madagascar, whatever.

yeah so yeah. fuck this shit. at least the trees are green, just about.

-fish



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04/21/2004 15:49:34 EST •  tags: system:unfiled
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