02/21/2005 16:33:52 EST • tags: system:unfiled
hey, I need to get some grants to do some shit. anyone know how to do this? I wrote a book called "transmodal network-enabled bullshit systems" and I want someone to put a large suitcase full of 100-euro bills on my desk so I can get the thing out the motherfucking door. alls I have now is a prototype copy and the ability to flap my yap off about it at the drop of a hat. so yeah help me out, yeah!
also what's with you The Gates haters?!?!? I understand that if you live in new york, you are probably puke-up sick of hearing about it, no matter how fucking awesome you may think The Gates to be on an aesthetic/conceptual/whatever level. you may also be amused by the casual resemblence the gates show for other things. but PLEEEZE. no meaning please. not today. not for me at least. it's just nice to see the park anew, in the middle of february, when you wouldn't anyway. right? right!
the thing that amused me the most about it was that it seemed to be that the first rule of the gates was that you do not talk about the gates. I witnessed the following amusing exchange:
tourist woman: Excuse me... about how many, er, how many of the, of the, you know, how many-
gates attendant: GATES??!? how many GATES are there??? haha. 7503.
so yeah. there it is. back to school, today. more after all that. kapow!
-fish
