I just made a batch of seven fried oreos. sounds disgusting, doesn’t it? it’s really, really not at all whatsoever. they’re fucking delicious when fried. warm and gooey and sort of parfaitesque on the inside. I got the recipe from here:

http://fairy.mahdzan.com/story/189.asp

… in which the intrepid fried-food aficionado will find detailed directions and pictures. I plan to fry more oreos in the future. yes.

tomorrow I have RISD orientation. I hope that my food indulgence doesn’t trash my stomach before this. also my g5 will get here, which will be nice, cuz my computer situation is pretty fucking abominable right now.

ok yeah. that’s it really. the inside of a fried oreo looks like this:

ciao!

-fish

um. i dunno if this is happening for anyone else, but the pictures of your cookies are showing up in my browser looking like some kind of funhouse mirror photography exhibit. it’s really pretty, but not what i expected the cookies to look like. maybe my eye is playing tricks on me.

love!!

dunno about that… send a screenshot? that’s fucked.

-fish

dude. DUDE. that’s killer.

yum. yum. and yum.

i had those at the tulip festival (cringe) once. I want them again. The key is a frialator. Have you considered fried twinkies or perhaps a fried turduckin ?

speaking as someone who’s tried putting just about *anything* in a fryalator, including eggs, ice cubes, grilled-cheese sandwiches, bananas, apples, and straight pouring in some batter like devil-may-care funnel-cake…

i long thought the purpose behind oreo cookies was to teach small children how to deftly twist them apart and lick the creme out; in otherwords practice the tongue mechanics of cunnilingus/fellatio before actually getting around to how birds have sex with bees.

by frying them, ostensibly you’re getting the girl wasted and performing forbidden acts on her unconscious body — in terms of the mass-produced cookie consumption world.

-z

er, thanks sean. I never thought of it that way.

-fish

glad to help. it was nothing, really. :p

-z