06/18/2004 16:18:49 EST • tags: scintillating_bullshit
it boggles the mind how I survived in my apartment without an air conditioner. last night was the first night I got to sleep before dawn. I slept beautifuly and dreampt a lot and did not twitch around and sweat copiously like I had been doing since that magical sprintgime moment when troy ny went from freezing to scorching. the thing came with a REMOTE CONTROL. if you aren’t a recent entrant into the consumer air-conditioning market, you’ll be pleased to know that even the most stock room-cooling units available at your friendly neighborhood appliance shop will allow you to command themselves from remote locations. I think that’s just tits. this is what it looked like before I installed the air conditioner:

… things are now much cleaner, cuz upon entering the apartment, I do not have the will to physically move about abruptly leeched from me by oppresive baking-oven type temperatures. yes.
haha, my mom just called me up shouting “is this sumner street??!?! I don’t know where to go now!!!” I was like, “hi mom, this is your son. alexander bohn? aka fish??” she responded, “I love you and it’s good to hear your voice, but I have to go now. bye!” I hit her back with “bye!” in kind, and hit disconnect, laughing my ass straight off.
after that I put the “ghost in the shell standalone complex” 1st series opening theme on my ipod and walked down the troy streets with a digital camera, and here is some of what I saw:
yes!
-fish

