07/28/2003 17:16:30 EST • tags: tangram.tv/rant
I turn 26 on december 5, 2003. I want you to buy me one of the following things for it:
- a vespa motor scooter in some washed-out color like pistachio
- a trip to japan (please throw in some yen so I can eat)
- ipod, airport, nokia 3650, blah blah all that technology garbage
- a cockatoo, or at least a parrot
... lately I have found parrots way too funny. I totally want one flapping around my house. it would crack me up on such a regular basis it would be worth it to clean its shit out of hard-to-reach places. seriously, have you ever stared a parrot in the face? I mean lately. if you have not, you should. if you live in brooklyn, go to williamsburg (bedford via L), get out, and go to the cellfone store on bedford between N6th and N7th. there is a parrot there, in a cage. look at it. then tell me I'm wrong.
also yeah, like I've been telling everyone, you should see 'spirited away'. I'd put that on my list but I'm buying it soon even tho I'm dirty poor. the divx copy I grabbed simply will not cut it. ayup.
ok yeah. parrot. rock me. thanks!
-fish
