“I’m not intelligent”
09/12/2002 15:01:57 EST •
tags: tangram.tv/rant
I love eating fresh peaches. the act of really
biting into a fresh, non-bruised peach
makes me want to MAKE LOVE. the shit's
unbelievable when done right. whoever
came up with peaches was onto something.
ho yes.
last night was nuts. I was all settled in in my
apartment when jesse called from his
fucked up house out in the country. he
explained that he and alan had lost power,
and would I like to come over and hang with
them while they jerryrigged an AC
powerstrip in jesse's minivan, via a cigarette
lighter adapter, and made techno in the car
with laptops until the power came back? my
answer: why sure. I ran over there and ate
up all their fajitas (cuz they had just made
fajitas, you see, and I was hungry) and then
proceeded to fuck with the car. we had it all
set up perfectly for like five minutes in there,
with the entire county dark except for the van
and us in there with three laptops and a
disco ball, when we blew some sort of fuse
deep within the car that none of us knew
how to deal with.
fortunately, the power returned shortly
thereafter, and we took turns riding a bike
through the backyard area while wearing
headphones blasting strange music and
being chased by the others, who were
carrying a strobelight and attempting to
torment and unnerve the rider. I enjoyed this.
bleah. I'm real hungry tho despite all the hott
peaches I've been chowing on. I haven't
been able to procure much in the way of real
food cuz I'm broke. it's pretty retarded but
hey, c'est la guerre. I should be unbroke
soon, but really we're talking about food
here. I sure would like to eat some. yessir.
gosh.
so yeah I had something interesting I was
going to say but I completely forgot what it
was. fuck. lesse... I'm sure it wasn't anything
nerd-related, despite my typical propensity
for nerdy rambling. hrm. perchance it was
girl-related. that's quite possible, yeah. too
bad I can't remember. might've even been
something juicy! but actually no, anything
juicy I'd clearly remember and eagerly go on
about w/o any of this metacommentary
bullshit. I'll just tell you right now: there ain't
no juicy. so sorry. well hrm. damn. I'm fuckin
stumped. fuck this, in that case. more later
when my memory magically unfucks itself,
ha.
-fish
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