“ILLUSTRATOR FUCKING SUCKS!!!!”
07/19/2002 14:23:39 EST •
tags: tangram.tv/rant
what the FUCK. whenever I have illustrator
and soundjam open I CRASH LIKE A
TRAINWRECK. this is RUINING MY
FUCKING LIFE. and don't tell me not to use
soundjam. I fucking KNOW. I should be on
osx but first I have to reformat this shit eating
grabastic computer and I can't do that right
now cuz it has ALL OF MY LIFE'S WORK ON
IT cuz I have no laptop.
so yeah next week when my new laptop is in
the shit eating house I'll take this filthy
machine to the motherfucking cleaners but
right now I'm in HELL. I actually yesterday
used illustrator on the fucking PC, can you
imagine that? with like no fucking fonts and
this cheezy fucking mouse and it SUCKED
but I had NO CHOICE.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH.
and what is with this shit where you draw a
fucking CIRCLE and then try and select it
and it draws this horrndous garbled mess
instead of your nice simple straight-up
circular path?!!? WHAT IS WITH THAT!!??!?
like this computer can't do some MATH?!?!
HELLO!!!!! BITCHASS!!! 1 + 1 = 2!!!!! YOU
CAN DO IT I KNOW YOU CAN!!!!
that's it. I'm pissed. smoke my dong.
-fucking FISH
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